Faith and Cope

You know, if you really want to think ahead, you should think ahead to the moment of your death. People who have real faith in God trust that this life and every horror that happens here is only passing. And they only worry about the afterlife. But people who have no faith in God worry about next week or next year instead.
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On the Bright Side

You know why the sun's out today, everyone, right? It's because I have money. I could have ranted about another hassle today, but I just laugh them off now. They never bring me any serious physical harm and I'm so used to them that they might even help me feel normal. I need to take some time off from blogging to focus on my growing repertoire. Before I go, I just have one last thing to say. It won't matter that I don't floss when I get my porcelain caps. Then I'll only need to rinse with AJAX once a day.
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Colourblind

As a child, I used to watch Sanford and Son, and didn't know that Redd Foxx was black. I think all children start out this way. Then they are corrupted by their parents. But I have tried to sustain my childhood colourblindness as an adult. I think it is one example of how we can learn from children.
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