Impertinence Quotient

Okay class, we've examined existentialism, touched on totalitarianism, and dabbled in disestablimentarianism, and now it's time for the most important philosophy of all: elitism. As my students, you are the intellectual superiors of all others. If you are in a relationship with someone outside of this lecture room, you must terminate it now. Such people can only hold you back...
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The Film Scenes One Liners

Tuesday, January 31, 2012 Brainstorm You can calm storms, too, if you're patient and don't mind getting wet. Next time there's a rainstorm, go outside and hold your hands up and tell that storm to 'stop!'. It might take a few hours - or a few weeks if you live in Vancouver - but eventually that storm will obey you. Wednesday, January 25, 2012 National Dyslexic I met a couple of girls last night from the Australian Alps. Funny, they didn't have English accents. They sounded French. And they said they didn't know how to water-ski either. Monday, January 23, 2012 Slim Compensation One advantage of prolonged hunger is that it takes the smell out of your gas. There isn't anything left in your intestines to taint it. (But it can still be noisy.) Marriages of Convenience I respect the sanctity of marriage. 'What God hath put together, let no man put asunder.' That's why if I ever do it with a married woman, it will only be as a friend. Thursday, January 19, 2012 Driveway Star I wonder if my car wasn't sabotaged sometimes. The way it died on me soon after I bought it seems mysterious. Wednesday, January 18, 2012 Waste of Time It's funny how others thought I had 'come down in the world' by accepting a position in the entertainment industry as a forklift driver. At the time, I thought it was a step up. Before that, I worked in a waste management facility. Monday, January 16, 2012 Roll With the Punches Hip-hop artists, if you are making people happy with what you do, I don't want to take that away. But I have four words to help you understand why I have a personal dislike of your genre: KNEEL TO THE POWER!
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